Piadinhas surreais (*)
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
R. Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with brightly colour machine tools.
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What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
R. The both have wheels expect for the monkey.
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What is the difference between a duck?
R. The one eye is blue and the other eye is also green.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
R. Fish.
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Boom, boom, drum roll…
Piadinhas surreais
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guitarist jokes
“What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
His amplifier.
How do you make a guitarist play quieter?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
How do you make him stop?
Put notes on it.
What is the definition of a minor second?
Two lead guitarists playing in unision.
How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say “Not bad, but I could’ve done better.”
hahaha!