publicado em 17 de Maio de 2004 /// por Nando Pereira ///
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The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April
1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above
the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep
each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered
chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek
nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three
days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo. Two
seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-
friendly features of Unix. Seminars include Everything You Know is
Wrong, led by Tom Kempson, Batman or Cat:man? led by Richie Dennis
cc C? Si! Si! led by Kerwin Bernighan, and Document Unix, Are You
Kidding? led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is necessary because
all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we
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statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This
also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
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