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Lendo coisas sobre Matrix (Reloaded) na Web cheguei a uma página intitulada “Top Ten Reasons why The Matrix is better than Star Wars“. Me diverti muito lendo a listinha, bem-feita, e resolvi entrar na brincadeira, criando o Top 10 inverso, com o único intuito de descontrair. São dois filmaços. Enjoy:

TOP 10 REASONS MATRIX IS BETTER THAN STAR WARS:
10. The Matrix has a plot.
9. The Matrix has real people for actors, that are actually acting.
8. Villain Agent Smith has lines… unlike some Star Wars villain.
7. Matrix villains wear sunglasses… even when it’s dark.
6. You can’t get those AIRWALK boots or Morpheus’ sunglasses, so the Matrix has no sell out marketing.
5. Stars Wars is long ago, far far away… so who cares? The Matrix could be happening RIGHT NOW!!
4. When the characters step into the Matrix they look like the cover of G.Q. magazine in the 22nd century. The Jedi dress in rags.
3. Keanu Reeves is a hottie.
2. You can actually drool over Trinity played by Carrie Ann Moss and talk about how sexy she is. Can’t do that with ANY Star Wars female character.
1. No Jar Jar Binks!!!
TOP 10 REASONS STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN MATRIX:
10. Star Wars is understandable. “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.” Pretty easy, ah?
9. Star Wars has futuristic spaceships (not just helicopters with rifles), great lasers guns, real fights without unrealistic “magic” flying, and they’ve got pretty cool unhuman faces.
8. Star Wars do not sell Sansumg celular phones.
7. Star Wars has John Williams and a real original score.
6. No boring-half-an-hour-dialogues!!!
5. Star Wars has a real villain, not an accountant-faced agent who pisses himself off easily. And he has a real army, not dumb cloned toys.
4. Anakin Skywalker don’t just go flying like Superman or something.
3. Natalie Portman is a hottie.
2. Go make special effects back in 1977 and not just that: please the audience.
1. The green sabre.

COMENTÁRIOS / 5 NOVAS MSGS

Só essa aqui - Star Wars has John Williams and a real original score - já faz toda a diferença, Nando.

É muito fácil um executivo de estúdio selecionar 11 canções para inserir num filme e hypar seu artista.

Quero ver compôr um score sinfônico original E entrar pro inconsciente sonoro da humanidade

:)

Andre Gordirro
Ao Som da Marcha Imperial

Andre Gordirro added these pithy words on May 27 03 at 3:34 pm

Humanidade? !

Rafael Lima added these pithy words on May 28 03 at 12:33 pm

Às vezes um sabre é apenas um sabre, but…
the green sabre is great!

Dauro added these pithy words on May 28 03 at 2:56 pm

é… são dois filmes diferentes e muito legais. gostei das razões porque Matrix é melhor, mas gostei também do seu contraponto. :) divertido!

interessante a questão da trilha sonora também, tudo a ver.

p.s.: sure Keanu Reeves is a hottie! :)

Nessa added these pithy words on May 28 03 at 6:57 pm