Preservativos patrocinados

publicado em 1 de Junho de 2002 /// por Nando Pereira ///

E se os preservativos tivessem patrocinadores corporativos?
- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
- Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
- Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
- Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
- California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?
- Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
- Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
- Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
- Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
- McDonald’s: Over 1 billion served.
- Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
- Porsche: There is no substitute.
- Johnson & Johnson: No more tears…
(do useless-sex.com, cortesia da D.)